This is what I make when I've put off going to the store for too long, and there is hardly anything edible left in the house.
The only required ingredients are:
2 Cups Flour
1 Tbsp. Baking Powder
1 tsp. Salt
1 Cup Water
Oil for Frying
All you have to do to make this is; mix the dry ingredients, add water, roll out and cut in pieces, fry in hot oil.
(My favorite thing about this recipe is that no rising is involved-so it only takes like 5 minutes TOTAL)

To make it a little healthier and more of a meal, spread a few refried beans on top, add a little cheese, lettuce, and "Lousiana Hot Sauce".
Then for dessert, try one with honey and powdered sugar on top.